overflow for mayoninofukucho @ i have a type meme

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[firstsaderesponder]

But she was into it.

[Remember, she was still wearing a collar even after they met! Sougo introduced her to the wonderful world of kink.]

You say that but you assign me to watch over the princess. Anyways, are shoguns and their families Ms?

[mayoninofukucho]

That was a special situation.

[don't think he felt good about leaving you alone there... but in the end you fulfilled his expectations]

As for the rest, we probably shouldn't be discussing that.

[he has quite clear-cut opinions, but no interest in getting questioned on those by any higher-ups]

[firstsaderesponder]

[Oh wow you're proud of him! Not that Sougo will admit to being happy about that either. But it's something that will go acknowledged but unsaid between the two of them.]

Why not? You brought up the idea of me training a shogunate bitch.

[Yeah, he really needs to respect women.]

[mayoninofukucho]

I didn't even come close to saying anything like that. What I said was that you ought to be careful who you put a leash on! You know who's going to have to answer for your sadist antics in the end.

[guilt-tripping you like this has a low chance of success, seeing how neither you nor he were all too worried when Kondou had to explain that you busted that illegal fight club the government turned a blind eye to, but it's still worth a shot]

[firstsaderesponder]

[Guilt? What's that?]

And I said if they're my sub, then they like it. I'll just blame you if things go wrong.

[Isn't that just how it goes all the time?]

[mayoninofukucho]

[it sure is]

Tch. Of course you will. Can you at least try do do these things when you're off duty?

[if he can minimise the damage to the Shinsengumi's reputation that'll be a small win if nothing else]

[firstsaderesponder]

But that's what I do.

Not my fault if you're always here for me to blame.

[Even off-duty, it'll be your fault!]

Maybe I should get Mayorin to pull that stick out of your ass.

[mayoninofukucho]

Will you leave Mayorin out of it already?

[he really doesn't want you to tarnish one of the few things that make him happy in this goddamn show]

[firstsaderesponder]

Nah.

[mayoninofukucho]

[ugh]

[at this rate you're really just out to annoy him - well, that was your objective from the start, but at least you informed him about the meme]

I'm going back to work now. If you want to tag along I'm sure I can find a useful task for you too.

[firstsaderesponder]

[Oh, Hijikata. His objective is always to annoy you. Second only to killing you.]

I'm fine. I've got some important business to do myself.

[By that, he means that he's going to sit himself down on a nearby bench and pull out his trusty red sleeping mask.]

[mayoninofukucho]

And what the hell would that be?

[he's on to you, you lazy dead weight]

[firstsaderesponder]

You know. Just some stuff I gotta do.

[Just putting that sleeping mask on and laying back, lifting his arms and putting his hands behind his head.]

[mayoninofukucho]

[opens his mouth to argue, but you know what, he'll save his breath]

[if he gets back to work at least half your joint share will be getting done]

You better do it well, then.

[sighs and walks off to find an ashtray for his cigarette stub]

[at the very least you didn't manage to ruin Mayorin for him]

[firstsaderesponder]

[He didn't? That's disappointing. However, Sougo at least acknowledges it would be incredibly tough. His toughest challenge yet.

(although he hopes he implanted the idea of f***ing Mayorin in your mind)

He won't be doing his paperwork but he'll do patrolling when he feels like it and when you're not around. Well, if Kondou asks him to do paperwork he may consider but he won't like it. But for now...it's time for a nap.]