overflow for mayoninofukucho @ i have a type meme

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[firstsaderesponder]

Then why are you the only one whose type is Mayorin?

It's not good to lie. Doesn't that go against the Shinsengumi Regulations? Commit seppuku, Hijikata. Here, I'll be your kaishakunin. [And he quickly draws his sword in a flash!]

[mayoninofukucho]

Put the sword down!!

[damn it, you brat, do you have to make such a scene in public]

How is it my fault that people have such bad taste?! Everyone should love Mayorin!

[firstsaderesponder]

[Too bad, he's going to try and make a slash for your head.]

You're the only one who wants to stick your d*** in Mayorin.

[mayoninofukucho]

[MOVES]

[luckily he's used to you trying to murder him, but damn it, this is going to give the Shinsengumi such bad publicity]

[well, it can't be helped now]

[draws his sword as well to block your next strike]

What?! Say that again!

[firstsaderesponder]

[The swords cling as they hit together, and he leans in to put extra weight on his end.]

Just go and have sex with a mayo bottle already.

[mayoninofukucho]

[broadens his stance to stabilise his posture]

You're the last person who has any right to say that!

[let's not forget what you did the other week]

And you know what else the Shinsengumi code prohibits? Personal fights! You have to commit seppuku a thousand times, bastard!

[firstsaderesponder]

[Yeah, but he did it to get back at you. Not because he actually likes mayonnaise that way.

He puts more pressure into his sword, only to suddenly shift to his right to try and get you to fall forward. If you don't regain your balance quickly, he'll knee you in the chest too.]

But you fight back. I'll have to bring you down with me.

[mayoninofukucho]

[he's fought against you too often to be blindsided like that]

[twists his body out of the way and issues a powerful swing, hoping to make you lose your grip on your sword]

Seriously, cut it out!

[people are staring]

I have to fight back because the Shinsengumi needs me! Who else is supposed to do all the paperwork? Kondou-san?

[firstsaderesponder]

[And he's fought against you often enough to know how you strike. So you'll get blocked, of course.

(You're right about the paperwork though. Not that he'll admit it. And Kondou-san would be a terrible candidate...)]

Then do all the paperwork and die.

[He'll keep pushing, and then he'll jump back and away nonetheless. Sougo will still have his sword brandished, though.]

[mayoninofukucho]

[lowers his sword, hoping you're willing to call it a draw (seriously, what a goddamn farce), and glares at the onlookers]

What are you people gawking at? Shoo!

[1/2]

[firstsaderesponder]

[It's not as fun when you're not caught off guard. So for now, he will put his sword back into its sheath, to torture you another day.]

Tch. Disappointing.

[2/2]

[firstsaderesponder]

...You still haven't answered whether you want to f*** Mayorin though.

[mayoninofukucho]

[thank goodness]

[sheathes his sword as well as most of the onlookers disperse]

I already told you that's he's not f*** material! He's an innocent mayonnaise fairy!

[firstsaderesponder]

[He's giving you an incredulous look right now.]

Oi, you're still not answering why he's your "type". Do you know what that means? It means someone you want to stick a leash on. Or someone you want to leash you.

[mayoninofukucho]

[reads]

Wait... that's your type? That's the kind of person you like?

[it adds up for sure, but he's baffled at you revealing it so nonchalantly, and to him of all people]

And I have irises; are you blind?

[what he doesn't have is a light reflection in his eyes]

[out of the entire main cast it's only him and Takasugi who lack it, but it's not like he's sensitive about this or anything]

[firstsaderesponder]

[He flips the sticky note back to himself so he can read it again.]

Yeah. At least I like an actual person.

[Sougo is acting disengaged as usual. It's a power move, see, he isn't freaking out over what the meme said his type is at all. He doesn't care all that much. And it's not like it could be any more humiliating than yours...]

You're the one who's blind, you don't have any irises.

[mayoninofukucho]

Mayorin is better company than any "actual person" I know!

This is stupid. If you can't see my irises you need glasses. I hope that won't make you even more of an asshole.

[everyone with glasses he knows is a jerk - Kitaoji of the Yagyuu Clan, that traitor Itou, that snob Sasaki... okay, the Odd Jobs boy is alright]

[firstsaderesponder]

Eh, Hijikata-san, I think you've revealed something embarrassing about yourself.

[Mayorins are better than people? Well, with friends like Sougo...]

Maybe you need to get glasses so other people can see your irises. We can steal Shinpachi. I wore him once. I got a new pet out of it.

[mayoninofukucho]

Don't call her that!

[he remembers that incident, though he wishes he didn't]

One of these day you're going to play your S games with the wrong person and get in so much trouble. What if that girl had belonged to a branch family of the Shogunate?

[firstsaderesponder]

But she was into it.

[Remember, she was still wearing a collar even after they met! Sougo introduced her to the wonderful world of kink.]

You say that but you assign me to watch over the princess. Anyways, are shoguns and their families Ms?

[mayoninofukucho]

That was a special situation.

[don't think he felt good about leaving you alone there... but in the end you fulfilled his expectations]

As for the rest, we probably shouldn't be discussing that.

[he has quite clear-cut opinions, but no interest in getting questioned on those by any higher-ups]

[firstsaderesponder]

[Oh wow you're proud of him! Not that Sougo will admit to being happy about that either. But it's something that will go acknowledged but unsaid between the two of them.]

Why not? You brought up the idea of me training a shogunate bitch.

[Yeah, he really needs to respect women.]

[mayoninofukucho]

I didn't even come close to saying anything like that. What I said was that you ought to be careful who you put a leash on! You know who's going to have to answer for your sadist antics in the end.

[guilt-tripping you like this has a low chance of success, seeing how neither you nor he were all too worried when Kondou had to explain that you busted that illegal fight club the government turned a blind eye to, but it's still worth a shot]

[firstsaderesponder]

[Guilt? What's that?]

And I said if they're my sub, then they like it. I'll just blame you if things go wrong.

[Isn't that just how it goes all the time?]

[mayoninofukucho]

[it sure is]

Tch. Of course you will. Can you at least try do do these things when you're off duty?

[if he can minimise the damage to the Shinsengumi's reputation that'll be a small win if nothing else]