overflow for mayoninofukucho @ i have a type meme

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[from here]

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[mayoninofukucho]

[thank goodness]

[sheathes his sword as well as most of the onlookers disperse]

I already told you that's he's not f*** material! He's an innocent mayonnaise fairy!

[firstsaderesponder]

[He's giving you an incredulous look right now.]

Oi, you're still not answering why he's your "type". Do you know what that means? It means someone you want to stick a leash on. Or someone you want to leash you.

[mayoninofukucho]

Normal people don't treat their loved ones like dogs, only S freaks like you do.

[firstsaderesponder]

But you feed them, give them nicknames, give them physical affection, and punish them when they poop in the house. It's the same thing.

[mayoninofukucho]

Mayorin wouldn't poop in the house!

[... right?]

[firstsaderesponder]

Mayonnaise is dog food so he already is poop.

[mayoninofukucho]

You're really looking for trouble today.

[firstsaderesponder]

But doesn't a squeeze of mayonnaise look like poop? Well, poop that's not brown.

That means it's [censored].

[mayoninofukucho]

By this logic cream on top of a sundae looks like poop that's not brown too. Do you really want to go there? Do you want to turn everything into poop?

[firstsaderesponder]

Boss is influencing your thinking again. But I’ll talk to him about that. Thanks for the idea. You’re good for something after all.

[What a great compliment, huh? Anyways he won’t answer your question directly.]

[mayoninofukucho]

What? That wasn't about him! As if I'd think about him! Other people eat sundaes too! There's nothing to talk about with him for you!

[the last thing he needs is you two sadists teaming up again]

[firstsaderesponder]

But a sundae was the first thing you thought of. Wow, he must really be on your mind.

Oh wait, but he's not Mayorin. Such high standards, Hijikata-san.

[mayoninofukucho]

No shit he isn't Mayorin.

[scoffs]

The difference couldn't be greater.

[especially regarding their respective effects on his blood pressure]

[firstsaderesponder]

We should make him dress up as Mayorin.

[What do you mean, they both raise your blood pressure. Just in different ways.]

[mayoninofukucho]

What for?

[what do you know, little sadist]

[firstsaderesponder]

It would be hilarious. You can finally have your way with Mayorin.

[mayoninofukucho]

First of all I told you I don't want to f*** Mayorin!

Second, that dead-fish-eyed cloud-looking bastard could never channel his innocent essence!

[firstsaderesponder]

I told you that's the point of the meme, but you keep denying it. [He shrugs, and he pulls off the sticky note on his back to show you.]

See? [It says "a masochist that can put up a good fight and also likes rakugo"]

Also that's rich coming from a guy with no irises.

[mayoninofukucho]

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