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[mayoninofukucho]

[He just... holds his breath, stays very quiet, and hopes for the best. Please fall back asleep, Sougo. Otherwise Hijikata knows he'll be on the receiving end of a tantrum in 3, 2, 1...]

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[yakidsobapan]

[Seriously, where is he...he's laying on something soft, on someone, which is nice. But he doesn't know who. This doesn't feel like his sister's kimono. Give him a few seconds to get himself together. He'll try and shift a little to see who it is.]

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[yakidsobapan]

[Wait...what...

It looks like Hijikata.

It is Hijikata!

Ew, and he was resting on Hijikata?! By the way you look really ugly from this angle!]

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[yakidsobapan]

[He wiggles and squirms, trying to get out of your lap, but he ends up not going anywhere. He's like a turtle upturned on his back, not able to get up. All the while he's writhing and kicking his legs, he's trying to hit you with his fists repeatedly.]

Get off me! I hate you! I want Aneue! I want Kondou-san! I wanna go home!

[mayoninofukucho]

[He lifts up his arms so Sougo can get off his lap (and also to shield himself). So much for his peace and quiet.]

I know. I know.

[God, this is so tiring. Hopefully the brat will remember what they came here for.]

[yakidsobapan]

[He figures out he can roll over off your lap. He almost falls over, but he manages to catch his balance in time after stumbling a bit.

However, little Sougo is still very angry. He proceeds to come at you and kick your shins.]

Why do I gotta be stuck with you?!

[mayoninofukucho]

How do you think I feel?! I didn't ask for this either!

[He puts his outstretched hand on Sougo's forehead to keep him at arm's length and save his shins from turning black and blue.]

Keep it up and you can forget about the yakisoba bread!

[yakidsobapan]

You just wanna be with Aneue and take her from me!

[That's the crux of it all, even if he doesn't realize it yet. Fortunately for you, your adult arms are long enough that his legs can't reach your shins. He is still angry, but he backs off and crosses his arms.]

I want yakisoba pan now.

[He gives you a death glare. He's making it clear that even if he's not kicking you, you're his bitch.]

[mayoninofukucho]

That's bullshit and you know it.

[He gets up and stretches his arms over his head, then walks over to the snack bar and orders Sougo's meal, along with one for himself because he's hungry too.]

Here.

[Of course he drenches his own in mayonnaise right after sitting back down.]

[yakidsobapan]

You're bullshit!

[Did you forget he still doesn't have much of an understanding of cuss words? All he knows is that they're the weird words that sometimes come out of your mouth. And it makes people angry, so he wants to use them against you.

As soon as you hand over the yakisoba pan to him, he greedily grabs it and starts eating as quickly as he can. Not a word of thanks or acknowledgment. Besides, he's too hungry.]

[mayoninofukucho]

[Yeah, he sure keeps forgetting that. Kondou and Mitsuba wouldn't be very happy with him. He wants to tell Sougo not to rush and choke, but since the brat is at least quiet while he's wolfing down his food he'll rather enjoy the silence. He wonders how long Sougo is going to stay like this. He doesn't have the mental capacities to take care of such a bratty and unruly child for longer than a day.]

[yakidsobapan]

[Yes, he's not yelling at you. For once. It's okay, he's just so excited to finally be eating food again. He's already halfway through, which is pretty impressive for a little kid.]

I want another one.

[He says this while his mouth is still full, crumbs and noodle bits flying out.]

[mayoninofukucho]

Finish this one first. And hey, slow down!

[Damn, now he'll have to clean him up on top of everything else.]

[yakidsobapan]

I want it!

[Sougo yells again, while his mouth is still full. Aneue would let him have another one! And then comfort him when he inevitably gets sick! He's almost done with it though. He's really scarfing it down.]

[mayoninofukucho]

Once you're done with this one take a moment to digest. If you're still hungry then I'll get you another one.

[How can a small kid eat so much?! But maybe he didn't have anything else all day.]

[yakidsobapan]

I want it now!

[This small kid is absolutely starving. But now he's seriously starting to cry because you're not letting him have his way. He's just that spoiled that denying his request would cause him this much stress. Then again, he's forced to put up with stupid Hijikata. That would cause anyone stress.]