[Because that gentle sister spoils him to hell and back...also he thinks you're at fault for stealing that gentle sister from him.
With not even so much as a thank you, Sougo is now holding one yakisoba pan in each hand. He seems pretty satisfied. That's occupied him for now at least, as he alternates bites from each one.]
[Hijikata wonders what he should do. He wants nothing less than spend the rest of the day with this brat. Should he really just turn him in at the police station? No, Kondou and Mitsuba seriously wouldn't forgive him. Should he post on the network to try and find a nanny? He decides to do that if Sougo hasn't grown back up by tomorrow. But what is he supposed to do with him overnight, keep him in his apartment? This baby sadist may just set a fire or something. Then again he can hardly leave him alone in his own place, can he? He looks up at the sky as if asking for guidance... or mercy.]
[They're both stuck in a situation that is less than ideal. It's not like little Sougo wanted to spend a day with Hijikata after he got a stupid haircut. Suddenly, he whines a little bit, dropping one of his sandwiches as he clutches his stomach.]
Ugh...h-hey!
[There's no other choice than to tell Hijikata that he ate too fast and upset his tummy, but he doesn't want to show that weakness in front of him!]
[Right now, he's a little kid who can't control himself! But given that Hijikata is the only adult right now, he's the only one who can help him here. He sadly nods while rubbing his tummy. In a little bit, he'll try to get up on the bench because he does want to lie down and rest. Hijikata won't get a word out of him right now, at least.]
[He helps Sougo up and makes space on his lap so he can rest his head there. He didn't pick up his coat at any point, so Sougo has a somewhat softened resting spot on the bench if nothing else. Maybe if he doesn't say anything Sougo won't say anything either, and they can have a little truce for the moment.]
Continued from above!
[He goes get him another one. How could a kid with such a gentle sister turn out so rotten and obnoxious?!]
Here.
[Damn it, he needs another smoke. He lights up while Sougo presumably devours his new snack.]
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With not even so much as a thank you, Sougo is now holding one yakisoba pan in each hand. He seems pretty satisfied. That's occupied him for now at least, as he alternates bites from each one.]
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Ugh...h-hey!
[There's no other choice than to tell Hijikata that he ate too fast and upset his tummy, but he doesn't want to show that weakness in front of him!]
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I told you not to eat too fast. Now your stomach hurts, right?
[He sighs as he takes the one half-eaten sandwich from him and picks the other one off his lap. He'll put these away for later.]
Do you want to lie down?
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